Lights, Camera, Deception
A space man makes
a giant leap by taking a small step. Impressionable eyes glued to screens
everywhere make it hard to see. A flag is planted. The masses chant in loud,
nationalistic jubilation. Meanwhile, back at the moon or in a back room, a
highly paid director yells, “Cut!”
Hot
Dog Irony
As a child, Jon
consumed insane amounts of hot dogs. His mother repeatedly warned that if he continued
down his path of frank gorging, he would in fact turn into one. Jon fancied
this idea in his youth. He’s now the mascot of Al’s Hot Dogs. He hates his
mother.
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