Thursday, April 24, 2014
Sunday, April 20, 2014
Thursday, April 17, 2014
Black Stuff Project
Oreo McFlurries
By: Nathan Harvey
INT. His Dorm Room.
He hears a knock at the door to the mod and one of his friends opening. It’s
her.
Her (entering room)
Anyone home?
Him (smiling)
Hey! What a pleasant surprise. I didn’t know
you were coming over. I thought you had that thing for that club.
Her
That thing for that club? You mean a meeting
for AphiO ya goof.
Him
Yeah that’s what I said (laughs).
Her
(Trying not to smile) Whatever. So what are
you up to?
Him
Oh nothing too exciting. Just working on that
project for that class. And what I mean by that is my audio final for my audio
production class.
Her
Haha very funny. Do you have time for a
break?
Him
What did you have in mind?
Her
Oreo McFlurries.
Him
(Laughing) Of course you did. But that sounds
good- I haven’t eaten since breakfast.
Her
Okay, I’ll go call the elevator.
Him
Do you know the number?
Her
You’re the worst.
Him
(Laughs satisfyingly)
INT. Elevator. Doors
open and they walk out to get in the car. Radio turns on. She starts singing
along. He smiles at her. They begin driving.
Him
So when did you know you loved Oreo
McFlurries?
Her
Hmm…I think I first had one in middle school
and it was definitely love at first sight or spoonful depending on how you look
at it.
Him
That’s it? I was expecting an amazing,
detailed story.
Her
(Laughs) It’s the truth! I swear it just
happened one day.
Him
And you fell in love immediately?
Her
Absolutely. McFlurries are the bomb! I LOVE
THEM SO MUCH!
Him
Haha trust me, I get it. But aren’t you afraid
of loving something that much?
Her
What do you mean?
Him
Like don’t you ever worry about what would
happen if McDonald’s ever discontinued them or went out of business?
Her
McDonald’s is never going to go out of
business though. And I don’t see them discontinuing Oreo McFlurries. Have you
had an Oreo McFlurry?!
Him
(Laughing) Yes, I’ve had a McFlurry before.
But just humor me. What if something you love suddenly ceases to exist?
Wouldn’t you be heartbroken? What would you—
Her
(Glaring suspiciously) What’s the point of
all these questions?
Him
I’m just curious.
Her
(Continues glaring)
Him
What?! Will you just answer me? What would
you do?
Her
Hmm…I’d probably just go to the store and get
some Cookies ‘n’ Crème ice cream. Or if I was feeling really crazy I’d buy some
vanilla ice cream and some Oreos and then mix them together.
Him
But wouldn’t you worry that it would never be
the same?
Her
I mean McDonald’s soft serve is pretty great,
but I’m sure it wouldn’t be too different. I’d probably still enjoy it.
Seriously though what’s with all these questions?
Him
Well, I-…Oh hey we’re here! I’m so ready for
this McFlurry.
Her
Me too.
They pull up to the
drive thru and place their order.
Rando’s Voice
Can I take your order?
Him
(To her) What size should we get?
Her
Hmmmmm…medium!
Him
Yeah can I get two medium Oreo McFlurries?
Rando’s Voice
Will that be all?
Him
Yep.
Rando’s Voice
Your total is $3.78. Please pull up to the
next window.
Rando’s Voice
That’ll be $3.78.
He hands Rando the
money and they pull up to the next window where they receive their McFlurries
and begin eating.
Her
Oh my gosh! These are the greatest.
Him
They are pretty great.
Her
(Mumbles something with a mouthful of
McFlurry.)
Him
(Laughing) So I forgot to tell you, I made
this mashup today that I think you’ll really like. Do you want to hear it?
Her
Of course!
He scrolls through
his iPod to find the song and hits play. They sit and listen for approximately
4 minutes to a Marvin Gaye mashup. She is smiling and bobbing her head. He is
smiling knowing she’s enjoying the song.
Her
This is awesome! How did you get this to
match up?
Him
Actually it was completely random. I just
stumbled onto it.
Her
This matches up so well. You’re lucky.
Him
(Looks at her) I feel pretty lucky.
She smiles at him as
the song comes to and end. There is silence now. She breaks it.
Her
So earlier when you were interrogating me
about my love for McFlurries, it wasn’t really about McFlurries was it?
Him
I don’t know.
Her
Tell me.
Him
Maybe, maybe not.
Her
Why won’t you tell me? Are you scared?
Him
Yes.
Her
Why? You can tell me anything. I’m the one
who’s always here for you.
Him
But what if you’re not? It’s much easier to
not fall in love at all isn’t it? I can’t just go to the store and buy vanilla
ice cream and Oreos. It wouldn’t be the same.
Her
You can’t think like that though.
Him
Why not? It’s perfectly understandable for
someone to be scared of losing what they love.
Her
Yeah but if you think like that, you’d never
know how great Oreo McFlurries could have been.
END
Wednesday, April 9, 2014
Tuesday, April 8, 2014
Let's Get It On Genre Mashup
I know this mashup comes from two extremely similar genres with one song being rap and the other being R&B, but what the remix lacks in difference of genre, it makes up for in difference of eras. Plus I thought it was too dope not to turn in. Enjoy!
Opening for Section 4
This
opening was definitely the best one! I’m not a very big video game guy, but I
have to admit I thoroughly enjoyed playing Machinarium. I would definitely
consider buying it if the cost were a tad lower and I recommended it to some
friends who also played the demo and loved it. I would love to see an app
version for phones or even a version for game consoles like the Xbox and PS4. I
might think about getting into gaming again if this were the case. Not only
that, but I played the game listening to The Doors album from the Rolling Stone
list. I chose this particular album because I’ve always meant to give them a
listen but never gotten around to it. This opening gave me the opportunity and
I took it though I wasn’t a huge fan. Some of the songs were definitely great,
but me being the intense rap/R&B fan that I am, it wasn’t really my style
though I can recognize why it was labeled as one of the best of all time. Also,
as a side note, I thought it was preposterous that Bob Dylan had two albums in
the top 10 and The Beatles had 4! Are you kidding me? I’m not extremely
familiar with Bob Dylan, but I don’t think he needs or warrants two spots in
the top 10. But more importantly, The Beatles definitely don’t deserve 4! I
honestly think it’s bullshit! Pardon my French. I think The Beatles are perhaps
the most overrated band of all time. Everyone worships them as if they were
this holy group of Jesus Christs that could play instruments and sing. It must have been all the drugs or something because I’m not buying it. All of their songs sound
the same to me and I’m not sure what all the hype is about. I’m not trying to
offend anyone who loves The Beatles. It’s just my opinion. Don’t get me wrong,
they definitely have some good songs, but this “best band of all time” crap has got
to stop. I don’t think anyone deserves to have 2 albums in the top 10 of all
time let alone 4. Maybe I’m crazy but that’s just how I feel.
After
completing parts A and B I went on to watch an hour of content. The content I
chose was the hip hop documentary called “What Ever Happened to Hip Hop.” It
was definitely not what I was expecting. I was actually a little disappointed
in the overall movie though it did have some good points. I especially liked
how it talked about Tupac being the hell-raiser necessary to enact change for
the black community. I think it’s very true that sometimes being nice doesn’t
get the attention of society. Sometimes something crazy is needed. I also liked
how it talked about rap music being a genre that can bring together all
communities of all colors because I feel that is very true and part of the
reason I love it so much. I wasn’t so sure about the way they defined hip-hop
though I think that’s might be because I’ve always been raised and taught that
hip-hop refers to rap music. My favorite part of the movie was probably the way
it talked about mainstream radio and the TV companies using dumbed down music
to play for the masses because they didn’t think their listeners/watchers could
handle a certain level of lyrical genius. As crazy as that sounds, I could very
easily see that actually occurring. Though with all of this being said, I think
rap music today is going in the right direction if one simply looks in the
right places and keeps an open mind. Overall I thought the video seemed a
little dated and disorganized. Other than that, it was an alright movie. I
really enjoyed this opening.
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